God my ass is sore ……………. Thought that would get your attention Sorry i havent been doing anything exciting and naughty just riding my bike today and i forgot how much it aches afterwards

I have  decided to take up cycling again i used to cycle loads and loads on the weekends but my bike got stolen ages agos and in spite of replacing it i never got back in to it like i used to

Hoever  i remembered how much i like bike riding so I have taken up cycling again I love bike riding mainly on the cycle paths ( and yes im one of those annoying adults that ride on the pavements – but im considerate to pedestrians -well most of them as long as they are not in my way) No way am i riding on the rd I drive and i hate cyclist with a passion especially those that drive through the red lights while your waiting so i dont ride on the roads at all Im not that crazy

So today i thought it was nice and sunny so i would do a nice easy ride to begin with going from Bristol to Pill around 12 miles or so it was lovely riding along the cycle path along the Avon Gorge i even saw lots of bunny rabbits in a field and i stopped of in the pub at the end of the ride before getting on my bike and riding back again to Bristol Id forgotten how much i enjoyed riding a bike and how much you actually see that you dont get to see when in the car and it beats going to the gym no way would i do 12 miles on the cycle in the gym

The best thing i have though for riding my bike are these wicked cordless headphones for my Iphone cos i have long hair earphones and earpieces are always get knotted up in my hair and i end up breaking them cos i cant get them out of my hair easily so these cordless ones are brill only thing is i have to cheking behind me all the time cos i cant hear if anyone is riding behind me

Im going to ride Bristol – Bath sometime this week but will probably come back on the train if im to knackered ha ha

Finally after spending £500 million, almost 10 years of planning, building, sweat & blood, of the 59 different nationalities of builders that worked on the site and not forgetting total and utter traffic gridlocks for the past 3 years & probably lots of brown envelopes stuffed with cash to give to the local Council. Bristols much awaited shopping center Cabot Circus opened yesterday having being planned since 1998 

But that small mistake aside we have a fab new shopping center with over 120 new shops and its totally brilliant. I have been there 3 time since yesterday afternoon already and im not even a great fan of shopping for clothes. In fact i rather buy a good book to read but Cabot Circus is really really cool

Its actually really hard to remember what it was like before all the work started. . We now have loads of really cool shops that tend to be found in either london or Manchester. Bristol now has Ghost, G-Star Raw. Zavvi. Raymond Blanc’s Brassier Blanc, Lk Bennent, Hugo Boss, A brilliant Apple store, Zara, Molten Brown, Fat Face, Kurt Geiger ( shoes my one weekness) Mango All Saints and loads of new resturants and cafe bars but for me the jewel in the crown as far as im concerned Harvey Nick’s for the handbags and shoes

I cant belive it Harvey Bloody Nicks in Bristol. Whatever next. I mean were supposed to be farmers with combine harvesters down here in Bristol ……Harvey Nick’s ….. Absolutly Fabulous Dahlings as Patsy & Edwina would say

And we have an amazing new cinema delux where you can be served your food while watching the latest new films even better

Now Im off now to Harvey Nicks to get some Bolly…… and to see about buying a new Combine harvester to plough my garden with ….. absolutly fabulous Dahlings

See You all soon

if you cant get hold of me try Harvey Nicks

10 Reasons to be proud of being Bristolian and living in Bristol .

1.) The accent. Its a unique selling point, who doesn’t find a voice like a farmer fucking sexy?
2.) You’ll never meet a thieving scouser
3.) You’ll never sound like thieving scouser
4.) You’ll never have a gun thrust in your face
5.) You’ll never be mistaken for sounding like a brummie
6.) There’s the piece of mind of knowing that we are further from scotland and france than most englishmen
7.) Cardiff is close enough to never to go to
8.) There’s a bridge which seperates us from the another country