Its raining this weekend of course why - cos its Glastonbury - its always rains when there a good concert planned so for those of you who are at Glastonbury this weekend i hope its not to muddy and I hope you got your umbrella and rain coat
Glastonbury is just down the rd from me and its pissing it down so gonna be worse in deeper somerset
muddy wet and lots of music what more can you ask for
Have fun all
JACKO IS DEAD The KIng Of Pop Dead At Only 50 |
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Very sad that a man of many talents and loved by so many should die so young . Only 50 years old to healthy and rich and be talented like he was to die so young with a young family is very very sadAlthough im not a great MJ fan i thought that he has lost his way in the recent years not just personally but in his music as well A shame cos he was and alway will have been a very talented man But i will always remember him for his moonwalk dance his very high voice, the video for thriller and for being entertaining. His album thriller was the first one i ever bought and the video scared me Ok i was only a kid but he got me into loving music of all types maybe no longer in this world he will now finally find peace that i dont think he ever had when alive |
Why blog – I have no idea i guess i used to keep a diary when i was a kid one of those ones that had a padlock and key and I was mortified when my mother ( who bought it for me ) had a spare key and read all my secrets, lies and ideas. So why on earth do i keep an online diary i have no idea i just a way of expressing myself if im happy annoyed sad or just plain old normal
like i said it just an online diary of my life boring as it is and often a way for me to have my five minute rant without really bothering anyone personally
Anyway its been a very long day today So im off to bed for a nice long deep sleep and then back for fun and games tomorrow
Love XXXX
Tonight i went to the cinema to watch Teminator 4 If you like the other 3 ( which i did) then this is just as good although the special effects are very similar to Transporters with flying bikes and cars that change shape
its also really really confusing as its still set in the future, 2018 i think but this time John Conner ( Christian Bale)is the leader of the Resistance ,and John is Sarah Conners son now has to save his father Kyle who is younger than him (and dose not know that John Conner is his son) from being killed by Skynet, otherwise he wont be able to come back from the future to the past to meet and save Sarah Conner ( Johns mum ) from the first Teminator film. Confused yeah so was I
There is also a Terminator who thinks he is human and dose not know that he is a terminator ,even more confusing .
But if you can get your head around this then its not bad to watch with good special effects No Arnold this time but a ok way to spend a few hours . Even if im still trying to figure out how the Father ” Kyle” is younger than his Son “John Conner” but they are in the same time zone
I’ll Be Back
Why is it that when someone is paying you a visit and the time arrives and they have not shown so after 5 mins or so you think TIMEWASTER so you maybe take another booking and what happens they call you with
“sorry im late” or “sorry im stuck in traffic”
So what do you say “tough ive took another booking” or just allow them to come in and see you
Bristol Busty Escort
Im pretty laid back but i do stick to my rules that if you havent called me before the appointment time to let me know that they are going to be late then i cancle the appointment
If im going to be late ( and i have been late for just about everthing from planes i even missed my flight, to trains, buses, birthdays, weddings, and funerals but i know im gonna be late before im due to get wherever im suppposed to be.
So someone calling me 10mins after they are supposed to be with me ringing me to tell me that your stuck in traffic is no good its just plain stupid and the booking get cancelled
So if you have made an appointment with me and your running late PLEASE LET ME KNOW i dont mind a text or call or whatever but dont leave it untill the time your due to be with me and then say you going to be late cos as they say a refusal often offends
If you let me know even if it’s 5 or 10 mins before hand then it wont be a problem for either of us
Having had a rare long weekend off i was at a lose end so i decided to spend it reading. I love reading in fact i have been known to read the yellow pages when i have been really bored and have nothing to read . Most women have make up and stuff in there handbags. I always have a least one book that i am reading but more than often 2 books. Some people are scared of spiders or the dark, for me its being stuck somewhere without a book or two to while away the time
I can easily read a book a day and get really engrossed in what im reading to the point of being an ignorant cow to anyone around me who dares to interupt me and my book
So this weekend I stayed in and read several books first i read Guilt By Association By Susan R Sloane and then The Blue Watch By Andrew Grossman both are really good books the sort that you can lose yourself in when your reading them and become very unsociable which i did. I also read The Crime Trade by Simon kernick which was really really good
I have loads of books in my home, i love reading full stop and have done since i was a kid and enjoy anything from crime to autobiographys, to army and soldier books like Andy McNab and the likes o Stephen King to soppy chick lit books such as Bridget Jones Diary and The Secret Dreamworld of a Shopaholic and of course my old time favourites Jilly Cooper and Jackie Collins. I have so many books that I have run out of space for them in my house so I have had to box up lots of my books and put them im my garage
you know the sort im talking off guys, the trashy ones that your great gran will read , with text such as “my heaving bossom beat and he placed his male hardness next to me….. I can read Yellow Pages but not M & B sorry just cant do it.
One of my favorite authors is Jeffery Archer – his early books were brill my favorite all time is Kane & Able and The Prodigal Daughter but also loved the 4th Estate but it was not until right at the end that i realised that the book was about Rupert Murdoch & Robert Maxwell ( with im sure very liberal interpretations of the two Newspapers magnates – Duh i felt really stupid
Other authors that i enjoy are James Patterson and Stephen Leather and Karen Rose & Lee Child. All are crime and thriller fictions books nothing to educational and taxing on my brain im afraid just good books
What i really hate is if i have read a book and then watch the film. I am normally sat there moaning and saying “thats not right”, “that did not happen in the book” and “i did not think he would look like that” to the point of being a real pain in the ass
I dont think i would even care if i was stuck on a desert Island as long as i had a good supply of books dropped on the island every week or so to keep me occupied while waiting to be rescued
Anyway i have finnished my books and am just starting another one …. you will have to guess what it is
but should anyone like to reccomend any good authors to me or any books that the think i might like that would be much appreciated I read so much im constantly running out of good authors and books to read
Moving on from my post on the perfect escort here is another post that i found amusing this is belived to be the mild version of what is often said this is taken from the ever popular
What Some Girls/ Establisments Say And What They Really Mean
The Guide For Newbies
“We open at 11.00″ – the woman with the keys arrives at 11.15 and the masseuses get in at noon.
“Last massage is at 8.00″ – last massage is at 7.15; we lock up at 7.45
“she’s a BBW” – she’s fat
she is booked up – Fuck knows where she is, but if you find her please tell her to call
“she’s a cuddly BBW” – she’s clinically obese
“she’s a mature 40 year old!” – she’s over 50
“she’s a mature 50 year old” -she’s at the Post Office cashing her pension
“today we have Sasha, Louise will be in shortly” – we’ve rung Louise’s home and mobile, we’ve no bloody idea where she is.
“Sasha and Louise do a great two-girl” – that’s £20 extra
“with a great girl-on-girl lesbian show” – and that’s £40 extra
“free refreshments” – broken biscuit assortment from Lidl”a choice of drink” – tea or coffee but we’ve run out of milk/sugar
“she’s very outgoing” – she’s on drugs
“Her statistics are 36-24-36″ – that’s just round her leg
“she’s 34d” – she’s 36c (reduce measurement by 2 and cup size by 1 in all descriptions.
“she’ll be available shortly” – at least an hour’s wait
“she’s available now” -she’s be in the room with someone else when you get here (this applies even when you’re ringing from outside
“she’s new” – she has no idea what she’s doing
“she’s popular” – you’ll never get an appointment ever
“she’s going to be really popular” -she looks awful no-one would pick her out of choice
“Toiletries provided” – Lidl pine shower gel
clean towels redreid in the tumbe dryer
“Superior showers” – we’ve cleaned the mould off the wall/curtains
“valuables are left at your own risk” – the customers are theives and will nick anything you leave about
“lockers” – the masseuses are thieves and have duplicate keys
“all inclusive charge” – see 2 girl as above
“special water-sports service” – the toilet is blocked and the girls are pissing in the showers
Continuing on my Theme of my home town Bristol here are a few more home truths about us from the West Country
For the record:
We don’t all talk like Wurzles and besides, Bristolian was voted the second most friendly accent in the country.
We don’t chew on grass.
We don’t all live on farms.
We don’t have brand new combine harvesters and if we did, we wouldn’t give you the keys.
The Perfect Working Girl 2009
The Pefect Working Girl 2008
)and finally ….
Apparently many people seem to think that Bristol is in Wales. For those people who do not own a sat nav or even did geography at school Bristol is in the West Country. It is NOT part of Wales. Apparently many of those living elsewhere in the country believe that Bristol is in, or might as well be in South Wales. I have lost count of the amount of time when away on holiday when i tell people that im from Bristol ( for those who are hard of hearing and don’t recognise the accent ) they say Ah Bristol that’s in Wales.
I mean Wales is another country (well technically) For Fucks Sake. Its Across the bridge, a very big Bridge i have you know and you have to pay to enter the country but you dont have to pay to leave so i will say no more.
Now I love my West Country accent. But it dose not sound Welsh not in the slightest. My friends even get me to say certain words cos it makes them laugh and they like to take the piss. I don’t care, my accent shows where my roots lie and i’m proud of that! So if you cant understand me when you call me here are a few more useful phrases for you to learn
Your not a proper Bristolian if you can start a word beginning with H.
Ideal in place of idea – that’s a good ideal /idea
Bart ‘nil” for Barton Hill,
Lorne’s ill” for Lawrence Hill,
“Ray-Joe Bristle” – Radio Bristol,
“Rub Sheep” – Rubbish Heap,
“Bem- Breckfuss” – Bed and Breakfast,
“Claps” – Collapse,
“East Dregs” – Easter Eggs,
“Een Pos” – Evening Post,
“Gloss Trode” – Gloucester Road,
“Moira Wave Life” – more of a way of life
As a life long life Bristle Girl i thought that some of you may like this
that way you will understand what I am saying when i speak to you
Make sure that you use this before calling me as anyone calling me from outside of Bristol may not be understood by me
http://www.thatbebristle.co.uk/dictionary/index.shtml
who made the ryhme-
bristol born
bristol bred
strong in the arm and
fik in the ‘ed!!??
Although im a Bristolian its not just us Bristol luvvers that get the pissed taken out of them . Those that are from Somerset are treated just as badly
So you know you are from Somerset when
you’ve bought stationery in Bastins
you think Bath’s a big city
you can tell sheep from goats
you know why to avoid Bridgwater
you think Bristol is ‘up north’
venturing outside of the 30 limit is just unnecessary
chinese takeaways that deliver, what are they?
the smell of cow sh*t makes you feel at home
everywhere else in the UK feels cold
you have a friend who lives on a farm
you live on a farm
you learnt to drive in a field or on a beach
you live in a cottage
your home has a thatched roof
you think nothing of paying £20 for a 2 mile taxi journey
you’ve been stuck behind a stupid tourist on a country lane
you saw the total eclipse in ’99
your local newspaper’s is ‘cow falls off bridge’
you turned to drink, drugs or heavy metal at an early age
your friends say you sound like a farmer
you have nothing to do after 5:30pm
you think pink wellies are a fashion statement
you know how to walk over a cattle grid
you’ve been pony trekking
‘short and choppy on the North coast’ makes total sense to you
you think nothing of grass growing in the middle of the road
everyone you meet has been to Butlins in Minehead on holiday
despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary, you think a young farmers’disco is a wild night out
until you went on holiday, the tallest building you had ever seen was Debenhams in Taunton
you’ve reversed for 3 miles when you met a stubborn tourist on a country lane
it takes you 4 times longer to drive anywhere between May and September
you pack a thermos, shovel and blanket in the car because the HTV top story was snow forecast in Bristol
you’re a closet fan of The Wurzels
your second cousin is also your sister’s stepmother
your neighbours’ average age is 76
your best friend goes joyriding in tractors
you can’t stand the grockles, despite living off their money
you thought it was normal for more than 50% of your high street’s shops to be operated by charities
Biggest story on the local TV news is a cat locked in a shed for 2 days in Yeovil
Second biggest story, man fell off his bike in Glastonbury
Its worse to live in Somerset than Bristol
For some reason I recieve a huge amount of calls for outcalls and late night evening appointment. However it tends to be short notice which i am unable to do most of the time So if you want me to visit you at your hotel or home or you want a late night appointment Please give me some notice
I am happy to visit you but as I only offer 1 evening appointment each night for either incall or outcall they are limited so if you want me to pay you a visit or you want to visit me in the evening call me as early as possible in the morning or book in advance
Just Keeping you all informed of the easiest way to get hold of me
Those of you who know me know that i am usually the most mild mannered and laid back of people out there but there is one thing that is guaranteed to to make me steaming screaming mad
LATENESS If you are going to be late please please let me know If you book an appointment for lets say 5 pm and by 4.45 you are nowhere near or lost or whatever, please let me know, simple text or message is fine
You are not stupid guys you can all read and tell the time so you will know at least 15 – 20 mins before the appointment that you are going to be late so just let me know and i will be be a happy chick for you I promise
Please dont assume that by turning up 20 or 30 mins late that i will still see you ( i wont ) if you dont call me and let me know that you are going to be late for whatever the reason is then you will lose that appointment. I will have made other plans I do have a life outside of being a hooker even if it is just watching Hollyoaks and painiting my nails
Anyway rant over and thank you to all of you who do turn up on time you are forever in my good books