Sometime i think between most escorts we could write the good hotel guide better than any lonely planet or trip advisor report
As an escort when visiting an hotel either for visit to a client or to stay there to work from you see hotels totally differently from the average hotel guest
While most people are looking at the star rating and the resturants ect were looking at other facilities, like is there a big lobby, whats the doorman like, is it keycards access for the lifts and public areas Whats the hotel policy for guest can guys get in /out of the hotel easily or is it like the krypton factor and how can i get lots of towels and is there air conditioning

Choosing an hotel or apartment specifically to work from is a nightmare. I can often spend hours googling certain properties reading various reports on a few chosen ones before deciding where to stay when touring then its a case of cross checking maybe with other escorts that have stayed there or using the message board system to ask clients if they know of any suitable apartments I even resort to google street view so that i can see exactly what the hotel or apartments look like (probably not exactly what google had in mind when they started google street view)

I have resulted on more than once occasion when staying in a hotel in london to stalking the chambermaid and her trolly in order to nick loads of towels without her knowing Every time i would leave the roon if i saw the trolly on my way back i would try to swipe lots of towels
Luckily i have never been caught ( YET )

You have to figure out how to ask certain questions without giving the game away Questions about the security lift keycards you get very use to lying about the most stupidist things in order to get an idea if the hotel is suitable or not i often tell the lie that im travelling with small kids and dont want them to have key card or travelling with an elderly person who is prone to losing keys and keycards in order to find out if public areas of hotels are keycarded or not

And if its apartments its even worse – you have to be able to read between the lines of what actually written you need intercom /buzzer preferably with video and not in a small block but not that large that its impossible to find anything and is the landlord going to be suspiscious of a lone woman arriving for a few days but with enough luggage to start her own shop
and if things dont work – what do you do often its simple stuff like getting the hot water or central heating working that is a real pain in the ass but sometime it can be the intercom not working which is a major no no

Also the pictures that are shown on the websites are never really the same as what you get you get to be brilliant at reading between the lines and knowing what every little words actually means for example is a great bonus

security means key carded lift, lobby, public rooms, conceirge, security guards and not a single escort working there

close tp public transports means either under flight path or overlooking tube /train station so no sleep

tourist hotel means lots of american and japenese tourist at the hotel and

its used for crap leisure breaks for concert /weekend trips to city

luxury furnitures means ikea

ultra luxury means habbitat and ikea

compact means no room to sleep let alone fuck in

quaint mean old musty 1960′s style furniture

lively guests means hen and stag parties so you wont get any sleep

Private and discrete means you will never ever find us even though you have paid

Secluded means that you can be murdered and robbed and no one will ever know because know one will ever find your hotel /apartment let alone you

family hotel can mean one of two things either family run /owned and quite small or lots of screaming kids in the hotel

Owner Nearby means that the owner will be watching every single move that you make, will know when you use the toilet have sex, fart, and have a visitor among other things

Proffessionally Managed means that the we dont give a shit its not our property anyway so dont care what you do as long as we get it back in a reasonable condition

One place that i visited and stayed in is known locally as the 9 floors of whores because virtually every other flat is occupied by escorts but at least were sustaining the rental market ,lol, just think without us escorts how many apartments and hotels rooms would be empty

I’ve also stayed in a hotel with paper thin walls. About 11:00pm I heard the next room’s door open & close, then lots of exciting noises and