and then god created the wg

ive taken the liberty of posting this from a escorts post http://www.bristolbbw.moonfruit.com/ i thought you might like it

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More and more posts recently referring to wg’s in terms that imply we are a seperate breed – there are Men, Women and WG’s it seems.

Well I have done a little research (in my own time, at my own expense, with no Government Grant) and these are my findings.

i) Most working girls have dated someone they regretted wasting their time on, at some point in their life.
(Unfortunately I discovered most Women have done this too, so that buggered up the research).

ii) Almost all wg’s feel it’s very important to get paid for the job they do.
(Unfortunately I discovered most Women feel this too, so that buggered up the research).

iii) Some working girls have tight vaginas, whilst some have less tight vaginas.
(Unfortunately I discovered all Women fall into one category or the other too, so that buggered up the research).

iv) Some working girls have a shocking attitude towards men.
(Unfortunately I discovered most Women have this too, so that buggered up the research).

v) Some working girls have at some point eaten sausage and chips, and at other times steak and chips.
(Unfortunately I discovered most Women have done this too, so that buggered up the research).

vi) Some working girls have on occasion faked an orgasm with the intent of either a) getting the sex over with so they can do something more interesting or b) making the guy feel good about his technique.
(Unfortunately I discovered most Women have done this too, so that buggered up the research).

vii) A few wg’s have a substance dependency, and spend all their money on drugs.
(Unfortunately I discovered some Women buy drugs too, so that buggered up the research).

In fact, I have compiled a 40,000 page dossier showing the results of my research, and can only apologise that the conclusion reached is that wg’s are no different to Women.

BristolBBW Claire http://www.bristolbbw.moonfruit.com/

Claire i can only add that this was very funny and damm right true god created Adam Eve and then the wg

Paris

Back and tired and jetlagged

well im back totally knackered and tired and jetlagged but glad to be back home although i managed to miss the worse weather snow ice and -15 temps ( while sitting on a beach in 34 degrees of sunny weather ( and not a single bit of rain either ) im been realiably informed that its going to snow and freeze over again tomorrow so fingers crossed that i wont

but for those of you who knew where i went to on holiday i had a fabulous time -thank you very much, and for those of you who dont know or care then keep guessing – it was hot and sunny, no rain, fab beaches and amazing hotels very very cheap and a bloody long flight but worth it apart from the touts who try to scam you all the time it was brill

anyway time to get on with the one thing that everyone women dreads having to do when they return from holiday yes that its the laundry never ending piles of clothes towels and strange outfits that you can only buy abroad