BOOT CAMP TOMORROW

i have been suckered by my lil sister won a prize last year for a week long residential boot camp for two people so i offered to go with her
stupidly i thought as it was a prize it would be luxury accomodation you know swimming pool sauna massage ect
oh no im sadly mistaken its a boot camp in the fucking Breacon Beacons (where the SAS i belive do there final selection) no luxuries, no mobile phone no lap top and you have to arrive by public transport so you cant fucking run off after 2 days of torture
they even check your suitcases for contraband choccies and ciggies (not that i smoke ) im gonna by some mini sweet and put them you know where and hope that i dont get a full body search
Last time i did something like this i was 8 years old and it was a school camp which now (in the name of health and safety) Im sure would be closed for child abuse cos the swimming pool alone is so bloody cold and nasty Barton Camp in somerset was pure torture for a bunch of 8 year old citie kids

So guys wish me luck i will be living on next to nothing for the next week – how i will manage without my blackberry i dont know its kind of like cutting of my arm or death of some sort no internet no face book twitter punternet or escort ireland what the fuck am i going to do i cant even use my blackberry for GPS

10 -12 hours of exercise every single day Suddenly i feel an emergency 7 day 24 hour virus hitting me around 10am tomorrow

if by any chance i can use my phone i will keep you updated with the torture

love and kisse Paris

Dublin 27th June 1st July
Cork 2nd July 12th July
Dublin 12th July 16th July

Bristol 19th July for a few days
Channel Island end of July

The next few weeks..

for all you Gents in Bristol im sorry that i have not been availble recently i have been tourign and been on holiday so have not been home for a few weeks however these are my plans for the next month or so I will only be in Bristol for 3 days this month in mid june but i will be back home and avaible on the 19th July onwards sorry if this is a long time away but have been touring in Ireland and Jersey
Cork 1st June – 9th June
Dublin 10th -13th June
Bristol 3 Days Only 15th – 17th June
Dublin 27th – 30th June
Cork 1st july 12th July
Dublin 13th -15th July
Finally Back Home In Bristol 19th July Onwards

hope this helps if you are planning to see me soon