These are my planned tours for the next few months if you would like to see me in any of these places please give me a call or send me a email
TOURS 2010 – 2011
BRISTOL 16TH NOV 29TH NOV

CARDIFF 26TH & 27TH NOV WALES V NEW ZEALAND

IRELAND 30TH DEC 19TH DEC

BRISTOL 20TH 3RD JAN

NOT AVAILABLE UNTIL THE FIRST WEEK OF FEBRUARY

Im following the Rugby this year and next year in Wales so if you want to add some fun to the big matches give me a call

I will be in Cardiff on 26th & 27TH November for the Wales V New Zealand Game
i will also be in Cardiff for the England v Wales Game in Feb and the Wale V Ireland Game In March staying at a luxury city center hotel in Cardiff

Thoughts of the day
For the England V Wale Match it was said before ……
Look what these bastards have done to Wales. They’ve taken our coal, our water, our steel. They buy our houses and they only live in them for a fortnight every 12 months. What have they given us? Absolutely nothing. We’ve been exploited, raped, controlled and punished by the English – and that’s who you are playing this afternoon.

The relationship between the Welsh and the English is based on trust and understanding. They don’t trust us and we don’t understand them.
Dudley Wood

“Don’t ask me about “The job of Welsh coach is like a minor part in a Quentin Tarantino film: you stagger on, you hallucinate, nobody seems to understand a word you say, you throw up, you get shot. Poor old Kevin Bowring has come up through the coaching structure so he knows what it takes … 15 more players than Wales have at present.” – Mark Reason Total Sport (1996

about emotions in the Welsh dressing room. I’m someone who cries when he watches Little House on the Prairie.” – Robert Norster (1994)

Thought of the day For the Wales V Ireland Match …….
Rugby is a good occasion for keeping thirty bullies far from the center of the city.
Oscar Wilde

On the Munster pack: “Mothers keep their photo on the mantelpiece to stop the kids going too near the fire.” – Jim Noilly, BBC TV (1995)

And for all the other games ………..
Rugby is a game for the mentally deficient… That is why it was invented by the British. Who else but an Englishman could invent an oval ball?
Peter Cook

“The advantage law is the best law in rugby, because it lets you ignore all the others for the good of the game.” – Derek Robinson

“Beer and Rugby are more or less synonymous.” – Chris Laidlaw

“The pub is as much a part of rugby as is the playing field.” – John Dickenson

well after last week weekend in cardiff for the Ryder cup i met some wonderfull lovely guys but i can honestly say that Golf clothes are crap
I have never seen so many pringle jumpers and pale yellow and brown check hideous trousers i mean if Golf is an expensive game so why oh why is the clothes so fucking horrible and dont even get me started on Golf shoes ……..
My eyes are hurting after being subjected to such awful clothes
So some questions to golfers
Do you check the mirrors before you go out and say hey i look cool in my pink and grey pringle sweater and stripy brown ( with yellow flecks) trouser
what dose your wife /other half say do you change at the club cos im sure no women would let her other half go out dressed like Dustin Hoffan from Rain Man on a good day
do you check your friends clothing and think where can i get that hideous shirt – trousers -shoes jackets ect
what do you wear when your not golfing
what is your excuse for wearing such awfull clothes

OK i admit to not being a designer clad person from head to to but even i know the blue and green should never be seen let alone yellow and brown
cant we get some D&G golf clothes going on here Versace or even Victoria Beckham could probably design some cool stuff you knowthings that are colour co -ordinated and dont blind anyone within 100 miile radius

To me golf is just another four letter word like ….. and its like kind of like a nice country walk which is totally fucking spoiled doging low flying balls but enough said before i start ranting even more about clothes all im asking for is for some really cool fashion designer to design some decent golf clothes
and VB if your reading design some cool stuff it will add millions to you bank balance
love Paris