when in inverness last month i bought a gift set of perfume and shower gel my treat to myself
stupidly though i didnt pack it in my suitcase and thought i would carry it on with me and my other hand luggage
sadly this was not to be the stazi at the airport told me that i had to throw it away not the perfume thank god as it was under 100ml but the really nice shower gel had to be thrown in the bin im sure they kept it for themselves it was brand new still in the box fuckers !!!!!

i swear next time i travel im going to take a large empty bottle of perfume and im going to pee in it and then when they say that i have to hand it ove i moan and groan but will do sadly hand it over nd really hope that some nasty airport security spray it on themselves
eau du paris pee pee im going to call it …… .the new perfume that reminds you of me

Right im going to have a rant now

i have been reading the thread on EI about fake photo and girls so here is my feeling about it
Im sick and tired of skanky schemming low life cheap ass escorts stealing my photos that are mine and putting them on website and escort directorys and then advertising services that i dont offer

I put a lot of thought and effort and my bloody money into my photos and to have these in my opinion scanky bitches saying that those photos are them god makes my blood boil

I get at least two or three emails a week from clients other escort and webmasters telling me that my pictures are being used here there and everywhere
the lastest skanky fuckers is a escort agency in Birmingham which is at best around 90 mins from where i live in Bristol saying that im availble i mean at least pick a place that is not in the same bloody country

so far i have found my photos being advertisied in holland canada australia germany france leeds nottingham in the past few months all while i have been either here in Ireland or at home in Bristol or on holiday

What am i, do i have a twin (an evil one at that i bet) do i have a doppleganger and can be in two places in once have i been secretly cloned like dolly the bloody cow
Im in fucking ireland at the moment not Birmingham in fact the only time i was in Birmingham was when i went to see the Black Eyed Peas and Rhianna in May this year but thats another story

I have even had one silly cow steal my pictures and put them on here Escort Ireland saying she was me when i was in Cardiff being the 19th hole for the Ryder cup
Big thanks to all of you who pointed this out to me as well much appreciated guys and ladies

but my main rant is because when i contacted this so called escort agency in birmingham asking them to remove my pictures she had the nerve to question me if they were really my photos if i could have reached through the phone at that point i would have strangled the silly cow

are they mine are they fucking mine ….. am i bloody sure it’s me and they are my photos

Well duh yes i think so i mean it was me who got fucking soaking wet i think i can regonise my own garden bedroom and bloody living room where i had the photos photos taken
and i sure as hell remember staying in the fab hotel du vin to have photos taken still feeling the pain of the hotel bill of that photo shot
so to all those lazy ass escort who cant be bothered to get photos taken and steal other girls leave mine alone its rude its ignorant and if your going to steal photos at least steal them from someone who is as distinctive and people will recognise
Im copy writing all my pictures now but sadly some are on website that i cant do that to

rant over