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so i took the plunge and had my eyes lasered right up untill the last minute even after i had paid i was still thinking of doing a runner but the surgeon was to quick for me and before i knew it i was led flat out on the bed with a clamp on my eye and a laser with a bright red beam peering at me
it took literally a few minutes it was uncomfortable more than anything i cant really explain it not pain but not something you would want to endure for more than a few minutes
and my god real gross you can smell the laser burning away at your eyes sort of like something burning real slowly kind of like leaving a saucpan on the stove and it boils down to nothing and burns out horrible smell
that whole night my vision was blurred couldnt see much its was all cloudy and my head ached and i had to wear these lovely plastic eye pads with sticky tape on to stop me from rubbing my eyes kind of a shorter version of hannible lecture face mask
but the next morning totally unreall i could see almost perfectly and when i went for my next check up that morning the surgeon said that i had the best result that week and no longer needed a prescription and that it would get better
i cant believe it i have gone from not being able to see at all most of the time to being able to see everthing no more putting on glasses to find my glasses or losing contact lenes
i still havnt gotten used to not taking my glasses out with me and still have them in my bag
so fingers crossed when i go back for my next check up i may very well have 20/20 vision i cant belive i was so scared about doing it cos its probalby the best thing that i have done in a long time i just wish i did it earlier
so no more sucking chair legs cos i thought it was someones cock no more wondering if im talking to the right person either i can seeeeeeeeeee
luckily i managed to avoid the worst of the of the snow that has made the uk ground to a halt
however my last day in belfast was ruined by heavy heavy snow falling it was unreal it pitched really quickly within minutes the snow was a few inches deep
So it was the shit or get of the pot problem do i stay in belfast and risk getting snowed in and not get to dublin or head up to dublin earlier than earlier than planned
so thats what i did straight on the coach up to dublin city center and nice and warm im my D1 apartments
Its freezing in dublin totally freezing so if you need warming up guys give me a call im only here for today and tomorrow (tuesday) and then off to cork for 10 nights weather permitting
so give me a call to book
so its been a strange few weeks an unexpected windfall has resulted in me thinking of having my eyes lasered im so short sighted its surprising that on some occassions i havent tried to suck the chair leg in the room rather than your dick (LOL) so as i have this rather nice windfull and dont have to allocate it to anything in particular laser eye surgery was first on my hit list
so i have over the past few weeks had three consultations
all came back with the same results
Seriously short sighted – im minus 8 and minus 7.5 the scale only goes up to 10 so that how bad i am )
Scar on on eye
dry eyes need drops
but apparently apart from that im my eyes are healthy
So i have paid a deposit and im due to get this lasering of my eyes done just before christmas and sods law just as i did this – the bloody dail mail has had a write up on the dangers of laser surgery
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1334246/Tempted-laser-eye-surgery-Its-risks.html
so now im in between two minds do i laser or not see or not see
i shall have to wait and SEEEEEEEEEE Or maybe not Seeeeeeeeeeee