ipads just for us girls

ok after my laptop has died i toyed with the idea of getting a ipad 2 they are sleek and sexy and its seem to be pretty good as well its the one monthy waiting list that puts me off

but anyway why can apple make a ipad especially for women  ie it will fit in there handbag   my kindle ereader is perfect fits in my handbag and i can take it anywhere so why cant apple who are in my humble opinion  the best desginers out there when it come to style for technology do one just for women  if the  ipad was just a bit smaller i would have bought one ages ago it just that it to bloody big to put in my handbag

why cant someone make a waterproof laptop

well i dropped my laptop last week and it chipped but it was ok then when i got home it stopped working so i though it was broke so was thinking i will have to buy a new one  but then i reaslied that i was a dodgy plug that i had it plugged into so i was happy that i didnt have to buy one

fastfoward one day later im using my laptop and i open a bottle of cheery coke which proceed to fizz up everywhere and all over my laptop and that it its finally met it watery grave

having been half way around the world to die of death by fizzy coke is a bit sad but that life

why cant someone make a waterproof or even splash proof laptop for idiots like me  

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