amazing maldives

Well left thailand yesterday and on to the next part of my holiday to the maldives
Its only a 4 hour flight from bangkok and when I arrived I could not belive how perfect it is
My friend getting married out here so couldn’t wait to meet up with her and the rest of my friends who came to share this special moment plus sunshine snorkling and amazing food
I have the most amazing room got upgraded and have a water villa on the water
Shit myself when I saw baby sharks swim past but have bben assured they don’t bite
Presently sunbathing naked on my private deck overlooking the indian ocean
Totally amazing

fuck fuck next time read the instructions

Agh I can’t belive how stupid I am being drunk last night I managed to erase all my lovely holiday pics from my new camera

I bought 3 cameras with me on holiday just in case I break or lose one whic I frequently do. I bought a new cannon d10 powershot which is a really good underwater camera after spending ages reasearching good but cheapish underwater cameras and this particular one seemed to fit the.bill its pretty good as well
Stupidly I didn’t read the instructions and was pissing about with it yesterday and reformated the sd card so wiped all my pics
So pissed off as I had some good ones on there

jetlagged

So Its 4am and I can’t sleep don’t think its jetlag cos been here since friday and it now tuesday but have had a few lovely days in pattaya
Been to the gun range and did target practic with a 22 and and 45 magum gun and boy dose my arm hurt
been shopping and had some new dresses made up and mainly been sunbathing on the beaches

My plan was to go to coral island tomorrow but cos I can’t bloody sleep I probably won’t cos I will be knackered
Been running every day along the seafront in pattaya which is brill cos no hills I like running but can’t do hills
So I’m lead in bed missing my dogs but at least its warm hear 32 degrees I thinl I will have a bath and then maybe go for my run around 6am if I’m still awake

on my way minus disloyal dogs

Well I’m almost on my way have put my doggies in kennals (and they are such traitors as they didn’t even seem sad that I was leaving them they just wagged there tails and ran off). so much for mans best friend and all that crap I’m gonna feed them on pedigree chum when they come home instead of the extortionate expensive posh pet food that they have at the moment that will teach them to be so disloyal to me I mean they get kibble and fresh beef and chicken and lamb even bloody sardines and eggs and they were as happy as pigs in shit when I left them today

Anyway this time tomorrow I will be in in bangkok heading down to pattaya for a wild few days

Keep you all posted xxxparis

shitty weather and cancelled flights

its just my look  i have had a really nice chilled out xmas and then a brilliant week in Belfast working from a very swanky hotel and came home for a few days then was planning my trip to jersey but  sadly gale force winds and shitty weather cancelled my flight so sadly i wont be arriving in  Jersey this time 

so im spending the week at home untill i bugger of on my holiday next week i cant wait 4 weeks of bliss and paradise islands  in january cant be beaten

Tours for this year will include my long planed  for  Sweden and Norway again and also Scotland  York & Leeds Inverness Belfast and Dublin  and the Isle O f  Man again

Happy New Year

love and kisses Paris