10 Reasons to be proud of being Bristolian and living in Bristol .

1.) The accent. Its a unique selling point, who doesn’t find a voice like a farmer fucking sexy?
2.) You’ll never meet a thieving scouser
3.) You’ll never sound like thieving scouser
4.) You’ll never have a gun thrust in your face
5.) You’ll never be mistaken for sounding like a brummie
6.) There’s the piece of mind of knowing that we are further from scotland and france than most englishmen
7.) Cardiff is close enough to never to go to
8.) There’s a bridge which seperates us from the another country