boot camp week

Well I finished my week at a boot camp a few weeks ago
If you have ever watched Private Benjamin with Goldie Hawn well my boot camp was Private Miss starring Miss B

why would i go on a boot camp in fact why would anyone go on a boot camp if you have watched them on tv i can say that they seriously edit it big time
They dont show people dropping like flies within the first 48 hours and blisters so huge you could fry an egg on them.
Constipation and the joys of having a number 2 ( yes whenever anyone managed a number 2 we whooped and screamed tear of happiness for that person) they dont show the ice baths the ridculous small amount of foods and the bloody flys that drive you insane

please dont ask me why i still dont understand it myself it was a mad crazy idea cos due to the amount of touring i do i wanted to get fit and thought that running would be the best thing for me but i cant run
seriously i cant run my boobs get in the way i can ride a bike a horse love walking but running is beyond me totally
so i went to boot camp to get fit or die trying