when in Inverness last month I bought a gift set of perfume and shower gel my treat to myself
stupidly though i didn’t pack it in my suitcase and thought I would carry it on with me and my other hand luggage
sadly this was not to be the stazi at the airport told me that i had to throw it away not the perfume thank god as it was under 100ml but the really nice shower gel had to be thrown in the bin im sure they kept it for themselves it was brand new still in the box fuckers !!!!!
i swear next time i travel im going to take a large empty bottle of perfume and im going to pee in it and then when they say that i have to hand it ove i moan and groan but will do sadly hand it over nd really hope that some nasty airport security spray it on themselves
eau du Miss B pee pee im going to call it …… .the new perfume that reminds you of me