So  i was having an online conversation with some escorting friends from Australia and one lady mentioned fanny slapping and spitting   and i have to admit we all agreed ( unusual for a bunch of woman that this was the one thing that cracked us up and we just didn’t get )

I mean come on people ,  of all the sexual things that a person can do to another  person slapping ones vagina and spitting on it is has to be one of the ahem strangest things to do

Yep its guaranteed to give me the best orgasm ever,   slapping my fanny and spitting on it like its a turkey waiting to be basted at christmas time is a guaranteed turn on

I mean slap the fanny and spit on it sounds like a very  bad Eminim rap record  and i don’t even think that he would say that or use those exact words

So what is it about fanny slapping and spiting on a woman’s vagina.  I have one answer …

I blame the Porn . Full stop.   I  have lost count of the amount of guys , both clients and in civilian life who must seriously  think that Porn is real and so they have to try it out.

Nothing wrong with that, Porn can be fun and its good to try different things and I’m first to admit that when I started working watching a few porn movies certainly gave me plenty of ideas on how to be with clients  .

Don’t get me wrong I’m up for most things sexual,  I don’t offer a vanilla service, I  do owo cim proper kissing strap on toys uniforms so I’m not prudish  as I say You can Touch Me Kiss Me & Fuck Me  but i don’t offer a Porn Star  Experience either because I’m not  a Porn Star.

Porn is not real life sex, unless your sex life consist of stop, start , stop start, someone coming over to fluff up the nipples and ensure your dick is still hard,  along with the camera man lightning man and make up artist , Its not real sex , Its there to stimulate you, to get you turned on, to try other things sexually

That really hard impossible position in the clip,  really is a hard impossible position to do in real life.

What take 5 mins in the Porn clip probably took 90 mins to do in real life with lots of laughing, farting, and assistance from at least a  few other people . Porn movies  are  never  on a one to one basis,  there are make up artist, camera men, and lightning crew and probably one or two other people in the room at the same time

So please,  don’t slap my fanny or spit on it ( ok the spitting isn’t that bad  but i can think of better things for you to do with your tongue and fingers and hand  and I’m happy to show you if your not sure