Well it was defiantly a holiday to remember . I remember it through a haze of plenty of alcohol
As it was free holiday for me due to someone not going i cant complain not to much but it was an all Brits Hotel so that says it all really.
This hotel was e full of wannabe or maybe rejected Jeremy Kyle guests honest i kept expecting Jezza to jump out from one of the sun beds and yell ‘Put Something On the end of it”
Copious amount of strong alcohol from 10 am till midnight meant that swearing out loud at your kids was the norm
Entertainment was excellent though, cant fault it Never had entertainment that good.
Proper full on fist fights with high chairs flying across the restaurant ( i am not joking ) between parents resulting in the Turkish police being called and the said guests narrowly missing a night in a turkish jail ( midnight express anyone ) and more tattoos than the best tattoo shop were on display on red sunburned bodies
Ok so i went with friend family and three kids under 9 so yes i know what i got myself into Defiantly not my usual relaxed Caribbean holiday of the past
But i have to say it was one of the funniest holiday i have had in years Some parts of it was totally surreal
My friends boyfriend bought a load of t-shirts from the market in his size of large 2 days later he opened up the bag to find that he had the correct amount of t-shirts but in size small (for a 10 year old and in lots of lovely my little pony styles But what can he expect for 7 t-shirts for £10
Now I’m not completive ( well i am ) but every other night was a quiz boring you might say but the prize was a fishbowl drink Yes a full size Goldfish Bowl full up with whatever alcoholic concoction you wanted
As a team we recruited plenty of little kids for the pop quiz . Got rid of them for the movie quizz and knicked an old man and his wife for the general knowledge and the flag quiz Yess Bristol Slappers as we named ourselves did very well on the Goldfish Bowl count
But please I’m sure I’m right Google and Wiki say I’m right on the flag quiz they had the flag for Afghanistan which we had to guest what flat it was and said that it was the home of bad man Osama Bin Laden
But I’m adamant that OBL is from Saudi ( i read my book and plenty of Chris Ryan ) So I’m sure that he is a Saudi born and bred but because the guy running the quiz was adamant that he was from Afghanistan we lost our Goldfish bowl of alcoholic concoctions . He is from Saudi though I’m sure but i was to drunk to push the point
Plus the hotel didn’t have wifi so i couldn’t do my usual google check ( or cheat) for the answer that i didn’t know
more to come tomorrow ….. why i reckon one of the kids was a serial killer in the making and the m& m family