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San Diego Hollywood Valet Parking & Food

BRISTOL ESCORT Posted on 2017-07-01 by Miss B2017-07-01

Ive recently had an amazing trip to America
First I spent some time in Tijuana Mexico visiting friends who live there before heading over the border to San Diego for a week before catching the Amtrack train to LA & Hollywood for a Week.
My flight was long a flight from London to Mexico City thrn a flight from Mexico City to Tijuana

Tijuana or TJ as it’s known is one of the busiest land border crossings in the world .
I saw the famous fence that’s stretches out into the sea and runs for over 2000 miles separating America from Mexico .
Good luck with Trump trying to build that wall that’s he wants . It’s going to be a tough one to build .
It’s fun though to walk across the border both ways and doesn’t take that long, maybe 30-45 mins . Thousands of people do it every single day .

And once your in San Diego you can walk to the huge Shopping plaza that has everything at 50 percent off or you can visit the last McDonald’s in America right on the border with TJ or like me you can get the trolly /tram that goes right from the border to down town San Diegio

I swear American border control officers do a course in how to be grade 1 miserable fuckers They never ever smile .

 

San Diego though is gorgeous city . I visited last summer and really enjoyed myself so wanted to visit again but spend more time on the beach
So this time I spent most of my time relaxing at Mission beach sunbathing and managed to get up to La Jolla where the crazy sea lions live and have practically taken over parts of the beach in La Jolla .

Hollywood on the other hand is totally different place to San Diego, sleazy dirty and crazy & lots of fun all in one go.
I stayed at the Loews Hotel which is probably one of the best hotels in Hollywood if you want to be on the walk of fame and right where the action is which I did .

It’s connected to the Chinese Theatre & the Dolby Cinema where the Oscars are held so it’s the perfect location to star spot and have some fun .

I wasn’t driving and used public transport and it was pretty easy to get around here in LA everyone seems to drive like they just need to be somewhere yesterday and that they got a fucking horn as a Christmas present and just realised it and need to use it constantly .

Not to mention the constant revving of the Engines. Yes we know is a Ferrari, Bentley Porsche ( insert whatever high end car you like ) but you are not Vin Diesel and your not fucking drag racing .. They drive like cunts probably mainly because unlike the UK there are very few traffic cameras on the Streets so it’s pretty much a free for all in terms of driving as fast & as mad as you can in the side streets. Unlike the UK where you can’t fart without CCTV noticing in I noticed that the streets in San Diegio & Hollywood have no real traffic cameras to keep the crazy drivers in line .

I swear it’s one of the worse places I have been for crazy car drivers beating the UAE & Malta for the madness of the drivers hands down.
I also managed to spend some time in Santa Monica, Venice Beach & Marina Del Ray all of which are gorgeous places to visit when the sun is out . The Santa Monica Pier is lovely with the old fashioned Ferris Wheel that you can see for miles and the beaches are to die for ,they go on forever and you can even see the Malibu cliffs from the pier

Another one of my favourite places was Farmers market and the attached shopping area is gorgeous .Yet again loads and loads of places to satisfy your taste buds but I wasn’t interested in the food . I spent loads of time here shopping for stuff I can’t get in the UK .

I also spent the afternoon in Beverly Hills strolling along Rodeo Drive .
I didn’t buy anything ( way to expensive ) but I got a scrumptious piece of chocolate caramel mouse cheesecake at the Cheesecake Factory . We need to have the Cheesecake Factory in the UK they are awesome .

They must have about 30 different types of cheesecakes to choose from you are literally spoilt for choice from these scrummy cheesecakes & they are bloody huge portions as well .

 

One thing i realised is that there is a complete obsession with food in the USA .
I can totally understand how they have a major obesity problem . You can not walk 5 steps without being surround by food of all sorts .

On my train journey from San Diego to LA . A train ride that took 3 hours ,2 lady’s were sat opposite me and for 3hrs all they spoke about was food .

Seriously 3hrs non stop talking about food , dinning , drinking , bars , recommendations for not only San Diego but also New York & Toronto.
I was starving hungry from listening to them But I do know where all the great restaurants and bars are .

Also what I discovered is that in America you can’t walk or drive anywhere without finding a drive thru restaurant or some kind of food establishment . It’s like the country has been taken over by food . Not Aliens or Donald Trump but bloody food .

There are shopping complexes similar to our British out of town retail parks that are dedicated just to food .Nothing else just food .
Imagine the Mall in Bristol but instead of PC World & B&Q it’s IHOP Jacks & Burger King ,The Cheesecake Factory and a shit load more food outlets .

And Valet parking WTF is that all about
Are people that lazy they can’t park there car . I mean there are plenty of things in the world that are pretty useful to have like the internet & wastapp but Valet Parking .
Paying someone to park your car is just totally crazy . Why I just don’t get it why not park it yourself . One lady I met said that she won’t even visit anywhere that won’t offer Valet Parking .
But despite all these slightly strange things I had a brilliant time

 

 

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Idiots come in all shapes & sizes

BRISTOL ESCORT Posted on 2017-07-01 by Miss B2017-07-21

 

 

There is something about selling a car that brings out the assholes in life .

I recently sold my beloved car 
I had her for 10 years and she only really low mileage on the clock .
She ( yes it was a she, she was called Gloria ) really was in immaculate condition inside and out .

So it shouldn’t be that hard to sell a really nice immaculate car with low mileage , should it.
Well I sold it within 2 weeks which is apparently amazing for a private sale,
but fuck me the amount of idiots and stupid texts I got , I honestly thought I had put my work number on the advert by mistake .

Is it available
Will you take xxxx
Details of car
You around tomorrow for a test drive
Is that really the car in the picture

Substitute a few key words and it was like being at work . FFS

I took lots of good photos both inside & out . I even took a video to put on the advert .
I had it MOT & serviced and I even did a HPI check it myself so that I could ensure buyers that I had no finance or hadn’t been written off. I spent money on advertising it on the main car selling sites with a well written advert .

But It’s almost like people are bored on the weekends and think lets go and have a look at a car that I can’t afford but will get to drive .
Or you get the tyre kickers & boy racers that just want to drive a really fast car .

 

My favourite though was the American guy who came to view it .Took it for a test drive
( couldn’t drive for shit ) then said I need to think about it – it’s not a very masculine colour

I mean WTF the colour of the car is on the advert in the picture that I took . Was he fucking blind or just really thick .so if your worried about not being masculine why the fuck are you looking at my car . My actual words to him and not my thoughts .

A few days later he sent me a text . “Your in my top two”
“Yeah well call me back when I’m number 1 . I replied .
See what I mean – just like being at work

 

Then another text which he said would I take it to his friend to check it over .

“No I haven’t got fucking time to do that .but if his friend wants to come and look at it that’s fine “.

Then another text can he take it for another test drive .

So I relent and play nice and say sure

So after another test drive he says auto trader says it’s worth £4350
Ok deep breath and I’m seeing red now . The car was up for £5500 & I would accept £5000

So I smiled sweetly and said yes I know that I checked the price before I advertised it
But I think you will find that’s for one in good condition and average mileage

The average mileage is 10,000 -15000 a year and so my car should have 100,000 plus miles on it . My Car mirages is so low she should be a new born baby 
It’s also in showroom condition, not a single scratch chip or dent to be seen on the paintwork .It was full black leather interior and it was fully loaded with every extra it could have on it .
So no I won’t be selling it for that price but you can make me a offer .

He says ok rather sheepishly and leaves. I’ve heard the last of him I hope .

Nope . 3 days later I get a text while from him saying he really really likes the car but he is just not sure about the colour.

So I flip and say no problem but it’s not for sale any more

Idiot – but it’s still advertised

Me – yeah I know that .

Idiot – so I’m still interested

Me – well it’s is for sale but not to you anymore

Idiot – uhh what do you mean

Me Exactly what I just said . It’s still for sale but I’m not selling it to you

Idiot aw gee why not I really like , it your not being fair honey

Me – Seeing read now at the honey comment – Look selling & buying a car should be bloody easy . You want a garage service with multiple test drives and stuff go to a garage . You will pay more money but you will be able to annoy the fuck out of them .
Your the sort of guy that will come back after after you bought it moaning .

I can’t be assed and would rather leave the car on my driveway as a expensive flower pot than sell it to you . I don’t need the money . Plus I have a brand new car so I’m not in any rush to sell it .

Idiot – aw that’s a bit rough honey I’m in a strange country and I don’t want to get ripped off I really like your car , so it’s not for sale

Me . Then buy from a garage .You will pay more but you will have piece of mind

I’m sniggering to myself at the thought of a garage giving you piece of mind , but hey ho .

Me – But like I said I’m not selling it to you

He carried on sending me a few texts over the weekend saying if I changed my mind to let him no but at no point did he make me an offer . idiot

 

A few days later I had a another call .They asked if the car was still for sale . I said yes but I had someone coming from london the next day to look at it .
They replied look if the car is exactly like it is in the pictures I will come down tonight pay you £500 deposit and then collect it the next day

So they came and looked at it took it for a test drive paid the £500 deposit and collected it the next day for the full asking price .
That’s what I mean when I said selling a car should be bloody easy .

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Miss B In France

BRISTOL ESCORT Posted on 2017-02-27 by Miss B2021-04-09

 

After 3 mad days in Disney going on ride after ride walking from park to park and being on the go all day long ,we really needed a chill out day and thought that a day out in ‘The City of Love’ would be in order.
So we got the train from Euro Disney to ‘The City of Love’ getting off at the Trocadero and stupidly asking where the Eiffel Tower was ( like its not bloody big enough to spot ) .

But If you can call a chill out day walking , yes walking up the bloody Eiffel Tower then that’s what we did to relax lol
We could have taken the lifts but there was a queue and after spending time queuing in Euro Disney the last thing I wanted to do was bloody queue again .
So we walked up the steps right up to the first floor where incredibly there is a ice skating rink.
and then up to the second floor where we got some amazing & very beautiful views of ‘The City of Love’ before taking the lift to the very very top floor to look at ‘The City of Love’ from the very top of tower

I don’t even like driving across the Clifton Suspension Bridge so being right at the top is quite queasy looking all the way down with just a bit of metal in front of you is a little bit scary

Walking back down was a lot more fun than walking up though and I got back down to the bottom in record time .

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Not as bad as I thought it would be

BRISTOL ESCORT Posted on 2017-02-27 by Miss B2017-02-27

Ive recently spent a week at Euro Disney .Theme parks are just not my thing. Ive only been to Alton Towers twice in my life and that was enough

The nearest I get to a theme park would be the Pier at Weston Super Mare

I sort of got suckered into going but decided if I had to spend a week of hell with screaming kids stressed parents , and cheesy disney characters then I would do it properly and stay at the Disney Land Hotel
Mainly because it’s right next to the parks and should I get the urge to want to kill someone in fact anyone including Micky Mouse or Donald Duck I could retreat to the hotel to chill out Queuing for 2 hours to ride Indiana Jones or the Tower of Terror can do strange things to a persons mind .

But the hotel was fabulous it really is something special and staying at the hotel we ate every night in Inventions restaurants where all the disney characters hang out . So my dinner consisted of Pluto Micky Minnie Tigger Goofy and numerous other Disney Characters. Fun on the first & second night but driving me insane on my last night .

The hotel even smells wonderful and when enquiring about the smell I was told I could buy the Disneyland Smell as a air freshener for only 60 euros ? Disney has cornered every market to sell to people possible including the smell of the hotel

I decided that I would release the inner child in me for most of the time and go with the flow .

Ive always thought it was ridiculous that people had told me that you must book your meals in advance and be very organised .Why I thought to myself it’s a holiday why do you need to be organised but I can totally understand why .

it was like a well planned operation. I was lucky enough to get a brilliant deal which included 2 character meals a day if required so I thought I might as well take advantage of it and booked the meals in advance for every day that I was there .This meant that we had 12 bloody character meals
I was glad that I did book in advance as lots of people couldn’t get reservations and were being told that the nearest reservations in the character restaurants were 5 days away .

So the days went something like this
Breakfast at 7am
In the parks by 8am to take advantage of the early morning magic hours and get on the rides without queuing .
10 am it was over the the Disney Studios which I personally preferred and start the first fast pass of the day and doing single rider access to ensure that we all got on our favourite rides
Queues were way to long for me 90 mins was average for Crushers Coaster and Tower of Terror both of which I loved
And queuing an hour to go on a ride that last 45 seconds is not something I like to do .
Lunch with either the princess’s at their Castle or at cafe Mickey every day
Then back in the parks to get on more rides and do more mad stuff before watching the fireworks at 8pm & dinner at 9pm with the Disney characters and in bed by 11.30 to get ready for another day .

I need a holiday to get over this holiday ,

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A week of self inflicted hell .

BRISTOL ESCORT Posted on 2017-01-12 by Miss B2021-04-09

      

 

 

If you hear of a woman shooting a mouse or a duck or even a princess or two in ‘City of Love’ in Feb that will be me.

I don’t know how but I have been roped into taking my nieces & nephew to Euro Disney.
And not only for 1 or 2 days but 6 bloody whole days. 6 days and nights of self-imposed hell.

How the fuck am I going to survive dinner with Micky & Minnie every night let alone breakfast with the fuckers. I’m going to flip. I can’t remember the last time I watched a Disney film.

Plus I checked the temperature and last year in Feb it’s was freezing with the possibility of snow .so I will need thermals, my ugg boots a warm jacket and a hat & gloves

We are staying at the Disneyland hotel ( that was the deal as far as I was concerned )
if I have to subject myself to bloody fake smiles Disney happiness and loads of bratty kids as it’s half term then I want a bit a of luxury no scrap that I want a lot of luxury & a pool and a spa. So the pink cupcake palace, it is me.

By all accounts on Trip Advisor, it’s a lovely hotel although the swimming pool is apparently cold?
But it’s close enough to the park that you can nip back when you feel the urge to kill a mouse or a princess so that will suit me just fine

My other part of the deal was at least one afternoon into ‘City of Love’ to climb the Eiffel Tower and do the ‘City of Love’ Dungeons which are apparently amazing. And to find the main Longchamp shop so that I can add a few more bags to my collection of bags.

So I am going to try and behave myself and not kill Micky Mouse & the gang but I can’t promise

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Is anyone else this clumsy and stupid

BRISTOL ESCORT Posted on 2017-01-12 by Miss B2017-01-12

So has anyone else been this bloody stupid or unlucky 

Just before Christmas on Christmas Eve I was sat in my flat multitasking ie giving blowjobs and wrapping up Christmas presents .
I had a bottle of water on the side that i hit over so I thought i better move my phones so that I don’t get water on them .
So I put them on the floor while thinking to myself I better not stand on my phones . As I was thinking this to myself what did I do but fucking stand on not 1 but 2 bloody iPhones .
Crushed them to pieces totally fucked up beyond recognition.
Cue a rush to my local phone repair shop to get them repaired on Christmas Eve
Unfortunately the iPhone five was unrepairable do I had to buy a new one and my iPhone 6s needed a new screen .So several hundred pounds later Im back in business .

So today Im sat down watching of all things on net flix Dirty Bloody Harry and I ceremoniously manage to drop my replaced iPhone 5 into my glass of Orange juice .

I thought OJ was good for you but its certainly not the case for me
At the moment it’s still working but im wondering how long it will take to stop working ( fingers crossed )

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2016 -2017 & The Death Of A Music Icon

BRISTOL ESCORT Posted on 2017-01-12 by Miss B2017-01-12

      

It’s 2017 and 2016 been a year I won’t forget .

I took my first trip to America to the gorgeous San Diego & LA earlier this year. It was when Brexit happened and the Americans kept asking if I was going to be able to get back in to the UK . Bless them . America was lovely so much nicer than I thought it would be . I saw the wild sea lions in LA Jolla and went to Sea World and San Diego Zoo and had a brilliant time in LA as well . I enjoyed it so much I’m going back in March for another holiday

But there has also been lots of sadness with so many famous & talented people dying in 2016 . Sort of a pry of my youth and background of my growing up . 
David Bowie, Prince, Alan Rickman Carrie Fisher and her mother Debbie Reynolds & Muhammad Ali & on Christmas day George Michael to name but a few of the talented people that’s have passed away in 2016 . 

For myself personally though the death of George Michael was one that really shocked & upset me a lot .
Growing up George Michael & Wham & his solo songs were a huge part of my life .

I was a massive fan of Wham but when he went solo I think that was the time that I really began to like any sort of music . I went to several of his concerts over the years with friends and he was totally amazing as a performer . I’ve seen many artist since but George Michale remains the very best . Many car journeys with friends and family have been eased by singing along  to his classics like wake me up and club tropicanna 

Like many people his many songs like Careless Whisper , Different Corner, Jesus to a Child Faith , Freedom & many many others have been the background music for many significant points in my life .The  background to the 80s & 90s for many of his fans myself 

Last Christmas was always always played at Christmas in my house without fail every year. along with Everything She Wants & Careless Whisper which was the ultimate smooch song. Club Tropicana Wham Rap  & Freedom was the background music for cheesy girls nights outs .

It’s been the only time in my life that someone famous who I really liked & admired and was a big part of my youth and growing up has died and I will admit to crying over his death on Christmas Day when I heard about it.

He was one of those people that never took himself to seriously and always managed to turn a negative situation into something positive from being caught in a toilet in LA and making a hit song out of it, to going to prison in the UK and having the prisoners singing his hit songs everyday to him .

But he took it all in his stride and never really complained . He was immensely private but also hugely famous and the two don’t really go together I suppose.  

Being gay and not being able to admit this and a heartthrob to millions of women couldn’t of been easy in the 80s either . But it didn’t stop his millions of fans still loving his music and admiring him when he finally admitted he was gay .
No one cared really . As a fan like many others , I was happy that he could finally be happy with himself and no longer live a lie.  I absolutely adored his music from the very beginning . And I along with many others cried at his death on Christmas Day . 

RIP George Michael . You were a true gentleman and a true star and gave so many people much happiness through your music ,your beautiful voice and your many unheard of charitable deeds. You were loved  admired by so many people  and your soul will live on in our memories of you and your beautiful music .

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Balloons and traffic jams

BRISTOL ESCORT Posted on 2016-08-11 by Miss B2016-10-14

 

 

Its that time of the year that I love image .

Summer time, and what a strange summer it’s been .
It’s been gorgeous & sunny some days and pissing it down with rain the next .

I took advantage of staying at home when the weather was really hot and visting some local tourist attractions.
I went to Wookey Hole, Bristol Zoo & Cheddar Gorge . I also spent a few days at Weston Super Mare and Portishead & Clevedon for the local pubs . The new Weatherspoons in W-S-M is really nice with the biggest beer garden I have ever seen and it’s right on the Sea Front as well , defiantly a place to spend a sunny afternoon

It’s funny when you live in a city you rarely do all the tourist stuff so it’s been nice
I had several tours planned for this month but decided to scrap them all and work from my apartment in Bristol instead.

This weekend though I am going to Birmingham. I was going to stay in Bristol but the Ballon Festival starts this weekend which means traffic in Bristol is going to be a bitch
And as my flat is right in the centre of Bristol, getting there for anyone is going to be bloody hard so ive decided to spend the weekend away in Birmingham instead.

Im hoping that the sunny and clear weather holds out for the rest of the week for the Ballon festival . Fingers crossed
I do love the Ballon Festival though although my dogs don’t , they see the Ballons which normally go right over my house and start freaking out, in fact all the local dogs do the same , I guess they don’t like Balloons.

The only thing I hate about the Ballon Festival is the traffic , Bristol literally comes to a complete standstill from Thursday afternoon till Sunday evening .

If you happen to be driving on one of the main roads in South Bristol forget it , it’s walking or being prepared to spend hours in the car to go 1 mile .

If you live in the South Bristol area then you have learned over the years to park your car up on Wednesday night and don’t move it till Monday morning otherwise you will never get a parking space near your house . In fact you probably won’t even be able to get to your house . People park like cunts across your driveway , even on your driveway . And will have the nerve to get pissed of at you if you ask them to move from your driveway .
And If you live near the football ground in Ashton , just don’t leave your house , in previous years its normally the first match of the season for Bristol City along with the Ballon festival as well . If it’s anything like previous years when this happened,  just forget that you even have a car for this weekend .

There is upwards of  100,000 people all trying to get to the same location along the same bloody roads which means South Bristol is just one big car park this weekend .

 

 

 

 

 

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A day trip to LA

BRISTOL ESCORT Posted on 2016-07-06 by Miss B2016-07-06

 

 

Hollywood Walk of Fame

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Now this really was a crazy spur of the moment kind of day .

Saturday after several days in Tijuana catching up with friends .I decided that I would go back to San Diego for my last day and do some last minute shopping and and take the train to ocean beach
So at 5am I checked the border crossing times 15 mins was the official time so I figured more like 30-45 mins so I grabbed a taxi to the border and over I went and got on the tram to San Diego and then booked a return ticket to Ocean beach

However I realised that the train was going straight to LA and as it was my last day I thought fuck it and decided to buy another ticket and go all the way to LA

When I arrived at Union Station everything a bit surreal because it seemed familiar from all the films.

Sadly I only had a few hours here and wanted to make the most of it .I decided to go to Hollywood & Vine and do the Hollywood walk of fame. But when I arrived I was accosted by the usual ticket touts who sold me a really entertaining 3 hour open top truck tour around all the major sites of Hollywood
The guide was brilliant very knowledgable and funny quizzing us on our knowledge on Hollywood .
So what did i get to see . I saw the famous Hollywood sign we drove past Gwen Stefani’s estate along with the house the Michael Jackson was renting when he died .
Footballer Vinny Jones and Quentin Tarantino’s home was also on the list of amazing houses that I had a peek at

When we were asked what did we think of everything I piped up “Poor” .

I also saw the shop on Rodeo Drive where one of my favourite actresses  Julia Robert famously tells the sales assistant ‘Big Mistake’ for refusing to serve her the previous day because she wasn’t posh enough , along with the Viper Lounge where River Phoenix died

It really was an entertaining few hours and I was able to see all the main points of Hollywood . It’s somewhere that i will definitely return to , maybe next year and do it all properly and not in such a rush .

 

 

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Killer whales & battleships

BRISTOL ESCORT Posted on 2016-07-06 by Miss B2016-07-06

Today I went to SeaWorld @San Diego and had a great time I went on a few rides forgetting that I had my fit flops on so had to bloody hold them in my hands otherwise they were going to have a trip all of their own

I watched the Dolphin Show and had lunch @Shamus patio while the killers whales entertained everyone .

a 9500lbs killer whale

 

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The next day was a lazy day I spent the morning shopping and wandering around all the shops at Seaport Village which is absolutely lovely and right at the back of my hotel Seaport Village is is village of shops all designed by Disney so very quaint and cute  and restaurants and cafes all along the San Diego waterfront

This afternoon I spent a pleasant few hours at the SS Midway in San Diego . The SS Midway was an aircraft carrier of the USA and it was comissioned a week after the Second World War

It  was the largest ship in the world until 1955 .Operating for 47 years it became a museum ship in San Diego harbour ( can you tell I did the tour and I listened )

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Jet lag is a bitch

BRISTOL ESCORT Posted on 2016-07-06 by Miss B2016-07-06

Sunday afternoon was spent at the Altitude lounge on top of the Marriott hotel in the
Gaslamp . It’s has an amazing view of down down San Diego and Petco Park where the baseballs games are held and the Mojitos are pretty tasty as well .

Jet lag though has been a bitch with a 8 hour time difference I have been falling asleep at 4pm after a day out and setting my alarm clock for 8pm so that I can go out in the evening and sleeping right through till 2am
Tonight though I’m going to drink loads of red bull , Im determined to shake off this bloody jet lag so that I can get out at night

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First time to the USA

BRISTOL ESCORT Posted on 2016-07-06 by Miss B2016-07-06

 

I haven’t blogged for several months bad back and a severe case of ongoing sciatica has in many ways restricted my work a fair amount but I have manged to finally come the other side of it and feel  a lot better

So im very sorry that I wasn’t available in Bristol the past few weeks for those of you that asked to pay me a visit  that asked I should have been at home all this week and next week in Bristol .
However I got the opportunity to go to San Diego & Mexico for a few weeks and as the States is the one place I have never ever been to,I thought it was to good of an offer to turn down .
I was very lucky to stay at the fabulous Manchester Grand Hyatt hotel which is an amazing luxury waterfront hotel right on the marina and next to Seaport Village . I had  an amazing view from my room as the hotel is over 40 floors high .
The weather is perfect hitting over 80 degrees every day so far and I have been having a ball .

Ive done all the really naff tourist stuff including the hop on , hop off trolly tours for Coronado Island and Old town SanDiego which I really enjoyed
The drivers are really knowledgable and know loads of interesting local stories which is fun.

 

Gorgeous view of down town San Diego from my bedroom

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I also did the Sea lion Trolly which is is a trolly bus that actually a amphibian boat so we were taken all along the San Diego coast line to Point Loma & the naval base where there are a bunch of crazy noisy California Sea Lions sunbathing on the bait traps and having fun

A wild California Sea Lion Enjoying the sunshine

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But one of the highlights was going to La Jolla known as the Jewel in San Diego where they have hundreds of wild California Sea lions just sunbathing and swimming on the beach .

These crazy creatures are not scared of humans and you can get within inches of them for some brilliant photos

I spent a day at Mission Beach where I hired a push bike and rode it all along the boardwalk to Pacific Beach I didn’t fall off but I haven’t rode a bike for years so it waste really fun to do .

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A bad back, Sons Of Anarchy and Homeland

BRISTOL ESCORT Posted on 2015-11-24 by Miss B2015-11-24

it’s been a long hard six weeks, not being able to do much apart from watch TV aches and pains all over and the weirdest strangest most vivid dreams compliments of Amatrypline tablets

Having had to spend several weeks not being able to move and being bloody bored I thought that I would get Net Flix to watch some films. I figured I would take advantage of the free trial and then cancel it at the end .

Having never been a massive Tv person much preferring to read a good book to films and tv shows, I have been surprised at how hooked I have become on it .
I have a few thousand books in my house and I have loads on my IPad.
So I was just about the last person that I thought would become hooked on Netflixs & Amazon prime.

So I started of watching Sons of Anarchy on my iPad . Which was ok but I don’t really like watching stuff on such a small screen .
Then I decided to pug my iPad into my to so I could watch it on my big tv but got fed up of having to charge my iPad up all the time.

Wondering how I could watch it without having to keep charging up my iPad I discovered the Amazon Fire Stick and that was it for me . Hooked within minutes .

Once that little stick got plugged that little stick into my tv and I got set it up I have to admit I found a new addiction .
In just over two weeks I managed to work my way through over 90 episodes of Sons of Anarchy
That’s I think seven seasons and seven years worth of tv in one fell swoop, admittedly I couldn’t do much else this last 6 weeks but I was still impressed with myself and my dedication to SOA
Ive never been much of a biker chick but I make the exception for the rather hunky Jax from SOA and his often crazy friends . I was even more surprised to find out that he is English and I think from Newcastle as he was pretty convincing as an American biker . I loved the plots the scenery, the gruesome murders and I loved watching the Irish episodes.
I was hooked from the beginning and even cried at the end but I’m blaming it on all the tablets I’m on .

Then it was on to Homeland and I’m presently working my way through Homeland series

In between I have managed to watch quite a bit of Orange is The New Black and quite a lot of other films .
I’ve hooked myself up to Amazon prime so have even more bloody choice to watch .

If the last month has been anything to go by anyone trying to ring to make an appointment in the future might get told sorry I’m just watching Homeland or Son of Anarchy can you call back later please .

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Finally back to work …

BRISTOL ESCORT Posted on 2015-10-25 by Miss B2015-10-25

So I am back to work tomorrow on monday  although for a few weeks I’m limiting myself to only 2 -3 days a week but luckily most of my job is laying down ? so I won’t be out of action

Finally my doctor got my medication right and I’m feeling loads better and much more mobile . I hate taking tablets so I am struggling with that as I still have to take loads of pain killers but I way better than I was three weeks ago when I couldn’t move or even sit up .

feeling a lot better I decided to treat myself and spent the day at the Bristol Clifton Lido which is fantastic .I’ve lived in Bristol all my bloody life and didn’t know it existed. Its a little hidden gem in the back streets of Clifton .It’s a lovely open air lido complete with a fabulous spa, restaurant and bar and I spent the whole day there relaxing and swimming and using the Jacuzzi and just chilling out .

I had two amazing massages , one a full body scrub & massage and a hot stones oil massage which was fabulous . The pool while it was heated to around 24 degrees was still bloody cold but after a few lengths I soon warmed up and it was really nice to swim in the fresh air and use the steam room and sauna and to feel human once again .and not all stiff and tired .

It was a much needed relaxing day after the last few weeks that I have had of not being able to walk at all and it I think it made a massive difference to how I feel .

I think it going to be somewhere that I regularly go maybe once a month to treat myself to massages and just to relax and chill out .

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Amazing Body

BRISTOL ESCORT Posted on 2015-10-15 by Miss B2015-10-15

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The human body is an amazing thing . I’ve always thought that .You know when you cut yourself and the skin heels back over very quickly as good as new . And despite all the bad things that we do to our body in its lifetime, it’s a pretty resilient & forgiving machine really .

Most of us abuse it in one way or another be it from drinking & smoking to much, taking drugs not eating healthy food or being obese or underweight . But generally the body copes with it all & adapts with everything we throw at it .

I rarely get ill , the odd cold or sore throat maybe once or twice a year but that’s about it for me. When I do need to take any sort of tablets for aches & pains I don’t like it and try not to , because I think it often just masks the pain and you don’t know if you’re actually getting better or not so I tend to avoid most tablets & medicines and let nature & my body deal with it .

However It’s truly amazing how you can go from being healthy and fit and having zero health problems ,having a great holiday in the sunshine with friends. Shopping drinking at some great bars , watching the rugby and meeting lots of lovely interesting people.

Then going out one evening having lots of naughty fun on the balconywith ,to waking up the next day and feeling totally paralysed down one side of your leg ,not being able to move an inch,and ending up in hospital on a IV morphine drip for 2 days in Dubai .

Well that’s what happened to me on my last day in Dubai this month.

Getting told you can get a fit to fly note and discharged only if you go business class and you have to lay flat down as your not allowed to sit up ( not that I could sit up anyway with howling in pain )

All In the space of less than 12 hours I went from feeling 100 percent healthy and fine to a slight annoying cramp in my leg to being rushed to hospital in an ambulance .

So two weeks later , I am feeling slightly better, not much but compared to how I was in Dubai I’m practically ready to beat Mo Farrah in an Olympic Sprint – ok not quite like that as I’m pretty much non weight bearing on one leg and have been using bloody wheelchair.

Now my sense of feeling better might be due to the amount of bloody drugs I am taking. I have a really lovely assortment from Tramadol , Co-Codamaol Dicloflex Amitriptyline and Diazepam. Yep they threw the whole book at me. I only need some morphine and ive got a full house. And im the sort of person who wont even take a bloody aspirin.

My doctor was so worried about the severity of the attact of sciatica and that it came from nowhere along with the fact that I don’t have a history of it either, she rushed me through to have an MRI scan
earlier last week as I was still in constant pain and was still practically wheelchair and bed bound .

But Luckily or maybe unluckily it’s not majorly serious ( although with the pain I have been in I would bloody hate to be in serious condition ).
But I do have a torn disc and bulging discs on my spine ( whatever that means ) and that the hole that the sciatic nerve passes through is extremely smaller than normal which is why I’m in such constant pain as its moving through a very small tight hole

But the good news is that hopefully lots of rest ( along with the happy pills). I now feel slightly better and a little bit more mobile as well for the first time in almost 2 weeks .

But for all my healthy living ,non smoking , not a massive drinker , bootcamps and running & boxing it hasn’t done me any bloody good .I might as well
Smoke, drink , and eat cream cakes all day long I might be in better health

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If only I could shit or piss on demand …

BRISTOL ESCORT Posted on 2015-10-08 by Miss B2015-10-08

Some of the things you get asked to do in this job range from the mild to the downright bizarre

I’m pretty open minded and like to think I am up for most things but I just had to post this lovely email that I got from someone when I was in Dubai

If I could shit or piss on demand I would have made a small fortune. Next Im going to shove a Mars bar up my ass and say yes

And if anyone knows what the toilet dance is please let me know I’m still scratching my head two weeks later

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Like shitting a baby out of my thigh ….

BRISTOL ESCORT Posted on 2015-10-08 by Miss B2015-10-15

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Well what a bloody trip this was
Everything was going brilliantly , I was having a great time , had my good friend Dita with me to hang out with and have fun with in Dubai as we were in the same hotel.
We had ventured out on ladies nights to the clubs & bars and was having a great time
Lots of work with lots of lovely clients and I did a fabulous fun filled three day booking with a lovely gent from the UK where we did the Burj Kaliffa & a desert safari so everything was going great .

On my last week I was called by a gent that I see in the UK asking me to do an outcall to his hotel so I agreed and we had a great time

Well I’m not sure if it was the shagging on the 14th floor of his balcony or just an unfortunate coincident but we were sat chilling on his balcony in the early hours of the morning and I felt a twinge in my left leg a bit like cramp .

It slowly got worse and when I left to go back to my hotel I was led flat out in my taxi on my way home in agony

I managed to hobble to my room and get undressed and fall asleep thinking it would be gone in the morning

Sadly the next morning I could not move .
Just trying to sit up had me screaming in pain. From my hip down to my toes I was in complete agony .
My whole leg was in a permanent cramp and any movement sent spasms of pain from the hip to toe. I actually thought I had some sort of s stroke.

I couldn’t sit up, I couldn’t even move to my other side , let alone stand up . I had never ever known a pain like it . I would say it’s like shitting a baby out of my thigh .

I managed to call the hotel reception and ask for a doctor who promptly turnt up gave me an injection and said I needed to go to hospital to make sure it wasn’t a blood clot or that I had broken something .

The hotel arranged for an ambulance and because I couldn’t really couldn’t move an inch , they had to move me on to the stretcher using the bed sheet .Thats how bad I was
Once in the hospital I was put on a IV morphine drip ( who said you can’t get drugs in Dubai ) to ease the pain before being
X-rayed

15 hours later , a shit load of morphine numerous X-rays, even more morphine lots of tears of pain and three doctors later they diagnosed a very very severe case of sciatica

They discharged me with a fit to fly note as long as I was able to lie flat as I could not sit upright due to the pain and a bag full of prescribed tablets that you can only get in the hospital as they are on the banned list of drug allowed in Dubai

Now I was panicking I was supposed to be going to Bahrain on the Saturday with my friend and flying home from there but this clearly wasn’t going to happen . I could even stand up without crying in pain, let alone fly and the pain was horrific

Luckily my hotel was a preferred partner hotel to my airline and they were brilliant .
The hotel sorted out the change of my flight, organised a business class seat for me free of charge so that I could lay flat out, a free transfer to the airport and a helper from the minute I arrived at the airport to put me in wheelchair to the minute I got on the plane .

Sadly it was my first and probably last time flying business class,and I didn’t get the chance to take advantage of anything .As soon as the plane took off my seat was put into the bed position and I took a load of my pills and was out for the count till I landed back in the UK

Once I landed it was straight to A&E where I spent the whole day while I was prodded and poked , gave blood & urine samples and has more X-rays and again I was diagnosed as very very severe sciatica

Nothing they can do until I have a MRI scan and see if I have and slipped disc or a displaced pelvis but at the moment im on more pills than a junkie on city Rd in Bristol
I have Tramadol , diazepam, Co- Codamol , Dicloflex and Amitriptyline and good old ibrofuren of course

So Im back at home sleeping most of the day away and trying to relax and not stress to much just sleeping, reading and taking lots of bloody tablets .

I’m very lucky that I have plenty of savings, so a few weeks or even months of work won’t matter. I’m just very glad to be back home.

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On top of the world

BRISTOL ESCORT Posted on 2015-09-19 by Miss B2021-04-09

I’ve been very lucky to be spending almost a month in Dubai

This time it was a really lovely trip as the day after I arrived I had a fantastic 3 day booking with a lovely regular client which was lovely.

I rarely do overnights or long extended bookings as I think you really have to click with a person and feel incredibly comfortable to spend such a long time with them, but he is a very interesting and funny guy to spend time with so its real treat for me as well .

We had a great time during the 3 days and I was really spoilt by him for the whole time taking me to amazing Burj Kalifa and a desert safari and visiting the Gold Souks. The view from the Burj kalifa is amazing I thought we would only spend an 30 mins or so there after all a view is just a view but the view at 555 feet is something special We spent close to 2 hours taking amazing pictures and watching the sunset from the top of this incredible building

We also did a really cool desert safari which included Dune bashing and belly dancing . The desert is truly amazing ( and hot And although I don’t smoke I did have a shisha and almost choked to death

We also visited the Gold Souks
Ever seen a solid gold dress. I hadn’t either but they had one in the Gold Souks if you had the money to buy it. It was yours for the taking

From diamond rings to solid gold dresses to fake handbags & glasses you could probably sell or buy your own grandma here

I’m spending close to a month here and having great time and after my lovely gents left me I did feel a bit lost. but I had two lovely girlfriends in Dubai with me at the same time so it’s not to bad

@ 555 feet View From Burj Khalifa

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Lovely new photos from Bristol Escort

BRISTOL ESCORT Posted on 2015-09-19 by Miss B2021-04-09

 

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So I hope you are all enjoying my new photos & videos

I thought that in advance of my trip to Dubai In September I would get some new photos & videos taken

It’s my pet hate having photos taken but it’s a necessary evil I try to do 2 – 3 shoots a year so that I have a recent photo along with my selfies that I have been experimenting with recently

This time I decided that I would arrange 2 separate photo shoots one with the usual lovely photographer that I have worked with many times in Bristol and on the recommendation of a friend London glamour photographer as a jointly shared location

So on the day of the shoot was up at the crack of dawn and hit the Rd to London

The location that we picked for the photoshoot was amazing.It reminded me of a 1970s style porn film – or a very glamorous swinging pad. It was a warehouse-style loft that from the outside looked like nothing special but inside was absolutely amazing and perfect for photoshoots. it was a real original top-notch designer apartment that I loved. The attention to detail from the funky sofas and stairs to the professional punch bag hanging from the rafters this place was totally amazing

I couldn’t wait to get started and loved have a professional make up artist do my make up for me

4 hours later every inch of my body was aching in places that I didn’t think was possible. I felt like I had been on a mini Bootcamp.
Stretching, arching my back, sticking out my bum & boobs and trying to relax at the same time while trying to balance on 4-inch heels is bloody hard work.

I felt like it was an adult game of twister the calves in my legs were aching so much I could hardly stand up straight without wanting to fall over and I nearly did several times.

Thankfully the photographer has the patience of a saint and was wonderful with me.
I kept getting the poses he wanted me to do wrong, but to his credit he was brilliant and the makeup artist was fantastic always ready to retouch my make up

I honestly think it was the hardest four hours I’ve spent in a long time Even beets my boot camps I don’t know how professional models do it for a living. My legs and bum were still aching on the train journey home and when I arrived back home I literally just crashed out and slept

But the 4 hours of aching has been worth it as I got some amazing pictures
Some of the images were that good they needed absolutely no retouching at all
So I’m really really chuffed and will defiantly be seeing this photographer again but I think I will do a few yoga classes in advance so that I’m all stretched out

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Sob im £1500 poorer but have some lovely new photos

BRISTOL ESCORT Posted on 2015-09-19 by Miss B2015-10-25

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So I’m close to £1500 poorer after having two fantastic photo shoots this month. Its been an expensive bloody month along with the cost of new photos & lots of new outfits for the photos , traveling to london and the cost of the hotel room in Bristol.

I also did my favourite week long bootcamps as well in both July & August as I’m a glutton for punishment rather than go on holiday as bootcamp are sort of my way of holidaying
strange but true 10 hours a day of hard non stop exercise isn’t everyone’s ideal of fun. But its definitely mine

But it’s defiantly been worth every penny £1500 for two amazing photo shoots one in london with an amazing photographer based in London and one in Bristol at my favourite hotel with my lovely usual photographer.

£1500 seems like a huge amount of money to spend on photos & videos but when I think about it, you easily get the money back from new & old clients coming to visit you so it’s like that old saying you have to spend money to make money and it’s very true.

It also strange that putting up a few new pictures brings back regular clients who have not seen you for a while ,along with lots of lovely new clients as well. So it’s been money well spent

The trouble is there are so many photographers. Everyone with a digital camera no matter how crap is now a photographer and if it’s a Cannon camera that they happen to have then they they are “a professional Photographer” no less

There are so many of these so called professionals it becomes a bit of a minefield trying to find one that you feel comfortable with as its not generally cheap for professional photos so I took recommendations from a good friend who had recently used this particular photographer and we did a joint shoot I wasn’t disappointed .He was brilliant and I had a brilliant day

Having not ever bothered with london photographers in the past I’m quite smitten with the location that I used and the hard work & professionalism of the photographer that I picked so I think from now on I will be planning on using this photographer again next year along with my usual photographer

Strangest thing is that in some countries the guys prefer selfies style photos to professional glamour photos and are always texting to say can they have a real photo ? so maybe I just wasted £1500 xxx

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