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Hollywood Walk of Fame

Now this really was a crazy spur of the moment kind of day .

Saturday after several days in Tijuana catching up with friends .I decided that I would go back to San Diego for my last day and do some last minute shopping and and take the train to ocean beach
So at 5am I checked the border crossing times 15 mins was the official time so I figured more like 30-45 mins so I grabbed a taxi to the border and over I went and got on the tram to San Diego and then booked a return ticket to Ocean beach

However I realised that the train was going straight to LA and as it was my last day I thought fuck it and decided to buy another ticket and go all the way to LA

When I arrived at Union Station everything a bit surreal because it seemed familiar from all the films.

Sadly I only had a few hours here and wanted to make the most of it .I decided to go to Hollywood & Vine and do the Hollywood walk of fame. But when I arrived I was accosted by the usual ticket touts who sold me a really entertaining 3 hour open top truck tour around all the major sites of Hollywood
The guide was brilliant very knowledgable and funny quizzing us on our knowledge on Hollywood .
So what did i get to see . I saw the famous Hollywood sign we drove past Gwen Stefani’s estate along with the house the Michael Jackson was renting when he died .
Footballer Vinny Jones and Quentin Tarantino’s home was also on the list of amazing houses that I had a peek at

When we were asked what did we think of everything I piped up “Poor” .

I also saw the shop on Rodeo Drive where one of my favourite actresses  Julia Robert famously tells the sales assistant ‘Big Mistake’ for refusing to serve her the previous day because she wasn’t posh enough , along with the Viper Lounge where River Phoenix died

It really was an entertaining few hours and I was able to see all the main points of Hollywood . It’s somewhere that i will definitely return to , maybe next year and do it all properly and not in such a rush .

Sunday afternoon was spent at the Altitude lounge on top of the Marriott hotel in the
Gaslamp . It’s has an amazing view of down down San Diego and Petco Park where the baseballs games are held and the Mojitos are pretty tasty as well .

Jet lag though has been a bitch with a 8 hour time difference I have been falling asleep at 4pm after a day out and setting my alarm clock for 8pm so that I can go out in the evening and sleeping right through till 2am
Tonight though I’m going to drink loads of red bull , Im determined to shake off this bloody jet lag so that I can get out at night

it’s been a long hard six weeks, not being able to do much apart from watch TV aches and pains all over and the weirdest strangest most vivid dreams compliments of Amatrypline tablets

Having had to spend several weeks not being able to move and being bloody bored I thought that I would get Net Flix to watch some films. I figured I would take advantage of the free trial and then cancel it at the end .

Having never been a massive Tv person much preferring to read a good book to films and tv shows, I have been surprised at how hooked I have become on it .
I have a few thousand books in my house and I have loads on my IPad.
So I was just about the last person that I thought would become hooked on Netflixs & Amazon prime.

So I started of watching Sons of Anarchy on my iPad . Which was ok but I don’t really like watching stuff on such a small screen .
Then I decided to pug my iPad into my to so I could watch it on my big tv but got fed up of having to charge my iPad up all the time.

Wondering how I could watch it without having to keep charging up my iPad I discovered the Amazon Fire Stick and that was it for me . Hooked within minutes .

Once that little stick got plugged that little stick into my tv and I got set it up I have to admit I found a new addiction .
In just over two weeks I managed to work my way through over 90 episodes of Sons of Anarchy
That’s I think seven seasons and seven years worth of tv in one fell swoop, admittedly I couldn’t do much else this last 6 weeks but I was still impressed with myself and my dedication to SOA
Ive never been much of a biker chick but I make the exception for the rather hunky Jax from SOA and his often crazy friends . I was even more surprised to find out that he is English and I think from Newcastle as he was pretty convincing as an American biker . I loved the plots the scenery, the gruesome murders and I loved watching the Irish episodes.
I was hooked from the beginning and even cried at the end but I’m blaming it on all the tablets I’m on .

Then it was on to Homeland and I’m presently working my way through Homeland series

In between I have managed to watch quite a bit of Orange is The New Black and quite a lot of other films .
I’ve hooked myself up to Amazon prime so have even more bloody choice to watch .

If the last month has been anything to go by anyone trying to ring to make an appointment in the future might get told sorry I’m just watching Homeland or Son of Anarchy can you call back later please .

The human body is an amazing thing . I’ve always thought that .You know when you cut yourself and the skin heels back over very quickly as good as new . And despite all the bad things that we do to our body in its lifetime, it’s a pretty resilient & forgiving machine really .

Most of us abuse it in one way or another be it from drinking & smoking to much, taking drugs not eating healthy food or being obese or underweight . But generally the body copes with it all & adapts with everything we throw at it .

I rarely get ill , the odd cold or sore throat maybe once or twice a year but that’s about it for me. When I do need to take any sort of tablets for aches & pains I don’t like it and try not to , because I think it often just masks the pain and you don’t know if you’re actually getting better or not so I tend to avoid most tablets & medicines and let nature & my body deal with it .

However It’s truly amazing how you can go from being healthy and fit and having zero health problems ,having a great holiday in the sunshine with friends. Shopping drinking at some great bars , watching the rugby and meeting lots of lovely interesting people.

Then going out one evening having lots of naughty fun on the balconywith ,to waking up the next day and feeling totally paralysed down one side of your leg ,not being able to move an inch,and ending up in hospital on a IV morphine drip for 2 days in Dubai .

Well that’s what happened to me on my last day in Dubai this month.

Getting told you can get a fit to fly note and discharged only if you go business class and you have to lay flat down as your not allowed to sit up ( not that I could sit up anyway with howling in pain )

All In the space of less than 12 hours I went from feeling 100 percent healthy and fine to a slight annoying cramp in my leg to being rushed to hospital in an ambulance .

So two weeks later , I am feeling slightly better, not much but compared to how I was in Dubai I’m practically ready to beat Mo Farrah in an Olympic Sprint – ok not quite like that as I’m pretty much non weight bearing on one leg and have been using bloody wheelchair.

Now my sense of feeling better might be due to the amount of bloody drugs I am taking. I have a really lovely assortment from Tramadol , Co-Codamaol Dicloflex Amitriptyline and Diazepam. Yep they threw the whole book at me. I only need some morphine and ive got a full house. And im the sort of person who wont even take a bloody aspirin.

My doctor was so worried about the severity of the attact of sciatica and that it came from nowhere along with the fact that I don’t have a history of it either, she rushed me through to have an MRI scan
earlier last week as I was still in constant pain and was still practically wheelchair and bed bound .

But Luckily or maybe unluckily it’s not majorly serious ( although with the pain I have been in I would bloody hate to be in serious condition ).
But I do have a torn disc and bulging discs on my spine ( whatever that means ) and that the hole that the sciatic nerve passes through is extremely smaller than normal which is why I’m in such constant pain as its moving through a very small tight hole

But the good news is that hopefully lots of rest ( along with the happy pills). I now feel slightly better and a little bit more mobile as well for the first time in almost 2 weeks .

But for all my healthy living ,non smoking , not a massive drinker , bootcamps and running & boxing it hasn’t done me any bloody good .I might as well
Smoke, drink , and eat cream cakes all day long I might be in better health

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Well what a bloody trip this was
Everything was going brilliantly , I was having a great time , had my good friend Dita with me to hang out with and have fun with in Dubai as we were in the same hotel.
We had ventured out on ladies nights to the clubs & bars and was having a great time
Lots of work with lots of lovely clients and I did a fabulous fun filled three day booking with a lovely gent from the UK where we did the Burj Kaliffa & a desert safari so everything was going great .

On my last week I was called by a gent that I see in the UK asking me to do an outcall to his hotel so I agreed and we had a great time

Well I’m not sure if it was the shagging on the 14th floor of his balcony or just an unfortunate coincident but we were sat chilling on his balcony in the early hours of the morning and I felt a twinge in my left leg a bit like cramp .

It slowly got worse and when I left to go back to my hotel I was led flat out in my taxi on my way home in agony

I managed to hobble to my room and get undressed and fall asleep thinking it would be gone in the morning

Sadly the next morning I could not move .
Just trying to sit up had me screaming in pain. From my hip down to my toes I was in complete agony .
My whole leg was in a permanent cramp and any movement sent spasms of pain from the hip to toe. I actually thought I had some sort of s stroke.

I couldn’t sit up, I couldn’t even move to my other side , let alone stand up . I had never ever known a pain like it . I would say it’s like shitting a baby out of my thigh .

I managed to call the hotel reception and ask for a doctor who promptly turnt up gave me an injection and said I needed to go to hospital to make sure it wasn’t a blood clot or that I had broken something .

The hotel arranged for an ambulance and because I couldn’t really couldn’t move an inch , they had to move me on to the stretcher using the bed sheet .Thats how bad I was
Once in the hospital I was put on a IV morphine drip ( who said you can’t get drugs in Dubai ) to ease the pain before being
X-rayed

15 hours later , a shit load of morphine numerous X-rays, even more morphine lots of tears of pain and three doctors later they diagnosed a very very severe case of sciatica

They discharged me with a fit to fly note as long as I was able to lie flat as I could not sit upright due to the pain and a bag full of prescribed tablets that you can only get in the hospital as they are on the banned list of drug allowed in Dubai

Now I was panicking I was supposed to be going to Bahrain on the Saturday with my friend and flying home from there but this clearly wasn’t going to happen . I could even stand up without crying in pain, let alone fly and the pain was horrific

Luckily my hotel was a preferred partner hotel to my airline and they were brilliant .
The hotel sorted out the change of my flight, organised a business class seat for me free of charge so that I could lay flat out, a free transfer to the airport and a helper from the minute I arrived at the airport to put me in wheelchair to the minute I got on the plane .

Sadly it was my first and probably last time flying business class,and I didn’t get the chance to take advantage of anything .As soon as the plane took off my seat was put into the bed position and I took a load of my pills and was out for the count till I landed back in the UK

Once I landed it was straight to A&E where I spent the whole day while I was prodded and poked , gave blood & urine samples and has more X-rays and again I was diagnosed as very very severe sciatica

Nothing they can do until I have a MRI scan and see if I have and slipped disc or a displaced pelvis but at the moment im on more pills than a junkie on city Rd in Bristol
I have Tramadol , diazepam, Co- Codamol , Dicloflex and Amitriptyline and good old ibrofuren of course

So Im back at home sleeping most of the day away and trying to relax and not stress to much just sleeping, reading and taking lots of bloody tablets .

I’m very lucky that I have plenty of savings, so a few weeks or even months of work won’t matter. I’m just very glad to be back home.

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So I hope you are all enjoying my new photos & videos

I thought that in advance of my trip to Dubai In September I would get some new photos & videos taken

It’s my pet hate having photos taken but it’s a necessary evil I try to do 2 – 3 shoots a year so that I have a recent photos along with my selfies that I have been experimenting with recently

This time I decided that I would arrange 2 separate photo shoots one with my usual lovely photographer that I have worked with many times in Bristol and on the recommendation of a friend london glamour photographer as a joint shared location

So on the day of the shoot was up at the crack of dawn and hit the Rd to london

The location that we picked for the photo shoot was amazing .It reminded me of a 1970s style porn film – or a very glamorous swinging pad. It was a warehouse style loft that from the outside looked like nothing special but inside was absolutely amazing and perfect for photo shoots . it was a real original top notch designer apartment that I loved . The attention to detail from the funky sofas and stairs to the professional punch bag hanging from the rafters this place was totally amazing

I couldn’t wait to get started and loved have a professional make up artist do my make up for me

4 hours later every inch of my body was aching in places that I didn’t think was possible. I felt like I had been on a mini bootcamp .
Stretching , arching my back, sticking out my bum & boobs and trying to relax at the same time while trying to balance on 4 inch heels is bloody hard work .

I felt like it was an adult game of twister the calves in my legs were aching so much I could hardly stand up straight without wanting to fall over and I nearly did several times .

Thankfully the photographer has the patience of a saint and was wonderful with me .
I kept getting the poses he wanted me to do wrong, but to his credit he was brilliant and the make up artist was fantastic always ready to retouch my make up

I honestly think it was the hardest four hours I’ve spent in a long time Even beets my bootcamps I don’t know how professional models do it for a living. My legs and bum were still aching on the train journey home and when I arrived back home I literally just crashed out and slept

But the 4 hours of aching has been worth it as I got some amazing pictures
Some of the images were that good they needed absolutely no retouching at all
So I’m really really chuffed and will defiantly be seeing this photographer again but I think I will do a few yoga classes in advance so that I’m all stretched out

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Well the road was defiantly long
My trip to Newquay was broken up by my car breaking down on the way on the bloody A30
Literally at the halfway point my car ( which had just been serviced and mot and passed with just needing a new run flat tyre) began overheating as I drove towards Newquay

Luckily I’m in the AA so I called them out I decided to sunbath on the A30 while waiting for the AA
So after a hour the AA man arrived and began to fix my car for me he hmmmed and Ahhed and said he wasn’t sure if he could fix it because he could see what was wrong , he could see that there was no water , but couldn’t figure out where it had been leaking from the water bottle was empty and when he filled it up it literally just ran away

I almost cried when he said he might have to take me back to Bristol .Nooooo….. I want to go to Newquay . I was at the half way mark literally at the halfway point between Bristol & Newquay I don’t want to have to go back home . It’s lovely sunny day I want to see the beach and the sea, not Bristol temple meads and the M32

But luckily my AA man is a real man and gets his hands dirty and jacks up the car and gets underneath and figures it out. The thermostat casing ( whatever that is) has a hairline crack and when it gets hot – out flows the water . So he grabbed some sealer and sealed it inside and out and yippie it works ( it’s held for the past two weeks but I am getting it fixed )
He even shows me how to open my bonnet as I don’t know how to open it – its bloody hard and I have long nails

So almost 3 hours later after breaking down I was back on the rd to sunny Newquay and I had a lovely week in both sunny Newquay and rainy Falmouth

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Reviews are a bit like buses ( or men ) none for ages then along come 4 in one week

Not that I’m complaining of course, it’s always nice to receive a review especially when it’s complimentary and brings back good memories of the time spent with a particular person so please keep them coming

So it’s Easter now and I’ve been out for a lovely run early this morning. I’m slowly getting better at running running for longer periods and including hills which is something that I used to actively avoid

But on the advice of a lady I met on holiday recently I joined up with a local running group twice a week and it’s amazing how much more you push yourself when you run with a group. since joining in February I’ve done 3 park runs and have been running for 7k plus at least twice a week which I’m really pleased about

I’ve even signed up for some fun runs but not the Bristol 10k I’m not ready for that yet plus it’s on when I’m in Dubai so I have a good reason not to take part

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So it’s that time of the year when we set promises and resolutions to ourselves to lose weight keep fit and break and bad habits

After my marathon month long residential bootcamp that I took part In last year I had a fantastic time and left feeling healthy and fit until Xmas arrived

To much crap food, baileys, Prosecco meant my normal running was shit.and once you break the habit of clean eating it’s bloody hard to get back on track

I tried to blame it on my new trainers – maybe they were to tight , or I hadn’t broken them in yet but I could feel the baileys and turkey sloshing around in my belly as I ran on Boxing Day

Not wanting to lose all the hard work and time and effort that i had put in since October , I signed up straight away on a New Year Boot camp to get me back on track with bloody amazing results this time if I do say so my self
I’ve hit my goal and gone further than I expected on this camp

But being me I’m still going to keep up with the bootcamps as I realise that’s it’s easy to slip of track and into bad habits so I have more planned for this year and will probably add more as my fitness improves

Ive even signed up for some 5k fun runs later this year so I really have to keep it up now

So I’m back home and back to work soon- but only for 1 week in Bristol before going away on holiday to Egypt ( I need some sunshine and fake handbags) so come and grab my bootcamp booty its nice and firm and needs some attention

One of the fabulous bootcamp villas

So the wander returns – well not exactly a wander but I’ve been away for the past 4 weeks bootcamping to get fit lose weight and also to detox as part of my self indulgent project me plan which I stated at the end of September

Project me was a plan to lose weight, get fit, and detox after a bad knee meant I couldn’t exercise for a few months and got into lots of bad habits

So It’s been amazing 4 weeks . This time I decided to do luxury all the way and it really was the last word in luxury. From 4 swimming pools to a indoor cinema with 2000 films ( that we were to tired to watch) to stunning scenic views and grounds it was the ultimate in luxury surroundings
It’s so much easier to throw yourself into something as physically and mentally draining like a bootcamp if the surrounding are luxurious

It’s defiantly been a different sort of bootcamp this time. I half expected Simon Cowel and co to appear and audition some of us as it certainly had the X Factor in more ways than one.

So after 4 weeks of non stop full on daily exercise, including several day long hikes of 30kl , running, boxing, circuits and eating healthy and detoxing my body of to much diet coke, Jameson’s whiskey and chocolate buttons I finished my bootcamp in top shape . I can do squats in my sleep and I can bang out 50 sit up with ease

My bum while it’s never going to be small it’s defiantly firmer and tighter and surprisingly higher. However the result of losing loads of weight is that my boobs now look even bigger They were the only bit that didn’t shrink so no need to worry guys my boobs are still there for the taking

To treat myself I’ve just had a lots of new photos and videos taken over the weekend to remind myself to keep up the hard work

So watch this space for my new photos and videos in the next few days